alright I know its been 13 days

Apologies on the delay my faithful blog readers, I have been a little occupied. Luckily for all of you folks, I've begun keeping a journal so I can update you on the crucial things that happened in my life in the last thirteen days. Since the computer tells me my last update was on the fifth, i think it would be the most appropriate to recommence with the sixth.
6- We went to this Sophie Calle exhibit. She's this extreme artist who got broken up with and got responses about her break up letter from a bunch of women. Just to emphasize the diversity let me tell you that Feist and a Bhartnatyam dancer both submitted responses. Then we went out and the place we went had Indian or I guess turkish toilets. Luckily I am a pro.
7- We walked in the Luxemburg gardens and had a spagetti lunch. We thought it would be nice to get all dressed up and go to the champs- elysee but we didnt realize it would be freezing and so our dresses just went to waste. we got back and went to this cool canadian place and a not so cool salsa place. It was like Dirty Dancing Havana Nights but not cool. I dont know what it was.
8- We took the metro all the way to Galeries LaFayette to only discover everthing is closed on sundays. Lame. I read Proust all day.
9- I paid a euro for one banana, that is ridiculous. Also my butthole of a teacher goes, "I'm kind of a Proust Scholar." The Galeries LaFayette was open but nothing much affordable.
10- We had class outside because it was soo nice outside. We made dinner and ate up on the terrace and watched the sun set on Paris. WE went out for a little while but came home pretty early.
11- I went running today and found out how disgustingly out of shape I was. We went to Montmartre to study for our verbs quiz and it was fun. I saw the Sacre Coeur and things. I also went on a hunt for ranch dressing
12- We FOUND TOFU. amazing. we made dinner and it was soo good. This is the day I started to get Anshu sick though.
13- Butthole teachers first test takes me 2.5 hours to complete. Too sick to go out. Full on Anshu Sick.
14- We went to Mont St. Michel. When i grow up I think I may want to live in a monastery. What an awesome view. Gosh. Seriously google Mont Saint Michel- you will not be disappointed, I promise. Then we went to St. Malo and I got this awesome mariner tee shirt, you can compare this town to like Beaufort?
15- NORMANDY. We went to Omaha beach, the site of D-Day. It was surreal. Amazing There were so many graves there. It was so weird. Plus I was snotting everywhere and I got caught in the rain. Afterwards we went to Caen, to the WWII museum and that was really cool. We got back to Paris at night.
16- I went to the supermarket to look for something that would stop making me Anshu Sick.
17- My friends mom is in town. She had the goods. Awesome dinner.
18- Eiffel Tower!